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Introducing The Participation Trophy Husband From Budweiser

Ladies — you’ve been doing the life thing, and it’s… frickin’ hard. Are you crushing it? God, no. But are you doing it? Yeah, we say you…

4 min readJul 13, 2022

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Introducing The Participation Trophy Husband From Budweiser

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Michael Streight
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The Haven

Ten Things Senator Joe Manchin Hates As Much As Progress

Finally feeling relevant, Manchin has seemed to take particular enjoyment in preventing the American political system from moving forward…

3 min readMar 8, 2022

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Ten Things Senator Joe Manchin Hates As Much As Progress

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Michael Streight
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The Haven

An Open Letter to Dumbledore From the House of Ravenclaw: Get Your Shit Together

We know about the Butterbeer and the Cornish Pixie dust. We’ve seen the rainbow lines on your desk.

4 min readFeb 7, 2022

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An Open Letter to Dumbledore From the House of Ravenclaw: Get Your Shit Together

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Michael Streight
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The Haven

To Solve the World’s Biggest Issues We Must First End Brunch

Of all the issues that plague modern society, none is more serious than brunch.

5 min readAug 25, 2021

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To Solve the World’s Biggest Issues We Must First End Brunch

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Let’s Talk About The Elephant In The Room: Rhinos Are The Real Unicorns

To keep us interested, Big Equine has bombarded us with alternative facts about unicorns, knowing they couldn’t rely on the basicness of…

3 min readJun 29, 2021

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Let’s Talk About The Elephant In The Room: Rhinos Are The Real Unicorns

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Michael Streight
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The Haven

6 Signs You’re About to Win an Argument From a Chronic Arguer

Some people believe arguing is about sharing ideas and learning from one another. Those people are losers. It’s about destroying your…

2 min readMar 15, 2021

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6 Signs You’re About to Win an Argument From a Chronic Arguer

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Michael Streight
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The Haven

White House Announces Plan to End Government Handouts to ‘Lazy & Entitled’ Animals

The Trump administration recently announced plans to end the Endangered Species Act (ESA) in an attempt to stop the government from…

3 min readFeb 19, 2020

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White House Announces Plan to End Government Handouts to ‘Lazy & Entitled’ Animals

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Michael Streight
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The Haven

I Canceled Myself and You Can Too!

I finally did it. I canceled myself. I had to. It was a long time coming. I had built up a laundry list of unwoke indiscretions:

4 min readJan 13, 2020

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I Canceled Myself and You Can Too!

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Michael Streight

Michael Streight

Had to Google what “higher education” means, so that tells you a lot. Passionate about politics/environment. Process life by writing and saying stupid jokes.

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